The Shirt Purse

Ms. A is possibly a hoarder.  She loves to put lots of random small toys into any available container; laundry baskets, boxes, purses, plastic totes, whatever is handy.  Unfortunately, the smaller and more dangerous the toy the better....  The other day I caught Ms. A with her latest toy hauler:

Meet the "Shirt Purse." Need to carry bath toys, plastic donkeys, tiny teacups, and the odd Lego man?  The Shirt Purse can haul it all!  With an elastic band and easy to access collar the Shirt Purse will allow you to carry all your necessary items and not-so-necessary items.

Seriously?!?  Did you see how much stuff came out of that shirt???